Sorry, but I'm not buying it for a SECOND. The Cullen family are as strong as a piece of paper, and as tridimensional as one. I could put the worst baseball players in the world and beat their sparkly asses out.

First things first, attractive and Edward Cullen are oxymorons, since Twilight and the rest of those so-called 'books' are disgusting and disturbing in their warped values.

Second thing... no one. I'd be trying to kick their ass and/or escape.

"All songs end, but is it a motive to not enjoy the music?"

Ellie, One Tree Hill